kerewin's whine cellar

Answers

1. “You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?” The Princess Bride
• 2. “Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.”
  “Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.” Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• 3. “Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.” Little Miss Sunshine
• 4. “If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course.” Gosford Park
• 5. “A guy works all day, he don't want to look at his plate and ask, ‘What the fuck is this?’ He wants to look at his plate, see a steak, and say ‘I like steak!’” Big Night(I think this was the hardest quote, I should have gone with something Louis Prima!)
• 6. “Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.” The Forty-Year-Old Virgin
• 7. "You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught." Thelma and Louise
• 8. "In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Moonstruck
• 9. "You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?" Lost In Translation
• 10. "If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me." Broadcast News
• 11. "Not so funny meow, is it?" Supertroopers
• 12. "Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson?" Sideways(I couldn't not have a wine movie, right?
• 13. "Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers." Trainspotting
• 14. "That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else." Sixteen Candles
• 15. "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" Blade Runner

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