Azúl,
I sincerely apologize for locking you in the coat closet last night. I didn't realize you snuck in there while I was cleaning things up. Looks like you had an interesting adventure, although I do appreciate that you didn't pee on anything. All that wrapping paper can be recycled, thank goodness.
It sort of broke my heart that when I woke up at 3am to go to the bathroom and found you that you latched onto me and purred your heart out. Very sweet. I take it back, you can pounce on my feet all you want.
love,
me