kerewin's whine cellar

M•A•C

I ran out of my foundation the other day. I was already out of lotion and almost out of facial soap. Another disgusting and annoying thing is that my eyeliner and mascara were getting old. So I had to go and buy some new stuff. All at once.

I had a really busy day and almost forgot, but remembered before I got home so I ran up to the mall. The mall being one of my least favorite places in the world. For some reason Nordstrom has a M•A•C counter just outside of their store. So I get there, knowing full well what I wanted and there was an entire squadron of employees standing right in front of the area I needed.

"Can I help you find anything?" they chirped.

"No, that's ok I know what I need."

They insisted on helping me anyway and soon I had a small bag and a somewhat lighter wallet. The chirpiest and youngest M•A•C girl of the set was ringing me up and asked, "Did you just get off work?"

"Yup"

"You just seem very chill." I am sure she meant it in more of a "You seem like a grouchy bitch" kind of way.

"I am just very tired."

"OhwellIjustgotoffworkandtodayispaydayandIcan'twaittogoandshopshopshop."

Then her head spun around and exploded. Or maybe that's just what I dreamed.

Posted by kerewin at July 13, 2006 10:03 PM