The other day I ran into a friend who told me a story of a mutual acquaintance. New Bride was out all afternoon shopping with friends. When she came home she asked New Husband what he had done for the day. Turns out he rented Brokeback Mountain and stayed in by himself, curtains drawn, kleenex near at hand for the inevitable crying. She was upset that he didn't wait to watch it with her.
Sister, let me tell you, if your husband is watching Brokeback Mountain by himself in the dark, you have bigger problems than that.
Posted by kerewin at May 5, 2006 11:20 AMwe know what the kleenex was for right... the corn-hole-ing scene!
Posted by: NED at May 6, 2006 04:51 PMNaw.
Posted by: ozma at May 6, 2006 08:59 PMDid he have lotion next to him, too? The Kleenex doesn't work without the lotion!
Posted by: maarmie at May 6, 2006 10:07 PM