kerewin's whine cellar

Killing Me Softly With His Song

I realize that there is absolutely no way I can use the bathroom this week. Taking a leak: that's okay, but I decide that no crapping will take place over the next 5 days. Its a drastic measure, but I'm thinking that if I eat light and avoid any sudden, jarring movements, I might be able to make it.

This proves to me, beyond a doubt, that EVERYONE has a good poop story. Some people have more.

*ADDED* After you pick yourself off the floor, exercise your stomach muscles reading through this: It started innocently enough yesterday. I went to get my teeth cleaned, as I do three times a year, since I am a smoker with a frankly kickass dental plan.

Posted by kerewin at January 20, 2006 05:08 PM