hip, thighs, asses...
and here is me with an actual inseam!
"you can order your size on the website"
"errr... duh, have you tried ordering from the website?"
"why yes I have"
"weird, they don't deliver to Canada, do you have a US address or something special like that?"
followed by 'no comment'
OK - this has nothing to do with hips thighs and asses, except we all have them.
I was at a x-mas party and was being bashed for the un-friendliness of my native state. Of course I just smiled and took it - 2 days later I came up with the perfect "snappy comeback." which I'll share here as you all live in places people want to move to and then bash too. This MUST be delivered in a sincere and sympathic voice - "Gee, I'm sorry you're homesick. When are you planning on moving back?"
Well, as I am one of those google freaks - I thought I arm myself with additional ammo - I found the best suggestion! Thought of you immediately as I always seem to find the best links from you - but finally I can give you one back!!!!
http://www.diyplanner.com/node/382
Merry X-mas!!
Cyd
Posted by: Cydney Jones at December 11, 2005 10:09 AMBoys don't make passes at girls with hips, thighs and asses? My ass!
Posted by: ozma at December 11, 2005 11:23 PMI'd be hard to make a pass at one without them.
Posted by: Cyd at December 12, 2005 10:07 AM