July 03, 2005
Baby Crack
Watching the horrible One Hit Wonder show "Hit Me Baby 1 More Time" is a lot like tequila shots at the end of a big party night with friends. You just KNOW you are going to feel like shit after, and probably throw up the entire next day, but somehow you can't stop yourself.
I mean, how bloody fake is this show? The crowd is filled with people who weren't even alive when the songs that are being played were originally on the radio, yet they know ALL the words? Supposedly the audience votes, but they never show the totals. The Hub and I mostly fast forwarded through the five episodes that constituted this late-season replacement show and came to the conclusion that not even ONCE did the right person win. And just who the hell is this Vernon Kay person? He is extra annoying, as well as being about twelve years old.
May I also add that any title of a show that has a number in it in place of a word is likely to suck the great swamp water? It is miraculous, however, that someone managed to make a Britney Spears song look like poetry in comparison. Please, please, PLEASE let this show die into the infamy of just five episodes! I won't even link to the show's site because I don't want to raise any of their stats. SUCK, suck, sucky. Any show that awards Vanilla Ice over Howard Jones should die, die, die!
And now to erase those nasty images from my mind, I am going to share a picture of my next husband, Peter.
