So this week I have been half-in and half-out of a job, getting up early to deal with new job and running my ass off to old job. Of course you want to dress correctly and new job is dress professional and old job is, well it has a shitty dress code of either khaki pants and khaki polo, or dress black and whites with bow tie and apron (GAG). So I find myself in a time pinch gunning it to the old job in dress professional, trying to get into grocery store chic. Yesterday I was stopped at a light, no one with windows enough to see, running shitass (another very fun made up word of mine lately) late I decide to swap shirt for polo. As I have one off and the other *about* on, who drives by but a mo-to-cycle cop?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Can you imagine getting a ticket for changing clothes at a light????????????????? Dude, I was in BRA-ONLY while driving, that could be a serious moving violation, I suspect.
Since I have to drive for my new job and a perfect driving record is a plus all I could think about was how this might affect my record. TG that the dude kept on driving. Narrow escape is all I have to say. And DUDE could I use the word DUDE more often these days? Not sure, DUDE.
Posted by kerewin at February 3, 2005 10:41 PM